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The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.
Author: TheOnion (uploaded: November 30, 1999 )
Length: 03:00
Rating: 4.91
Views: 302207
Tags: barack comedy election fake funny john mccain news obama politics satire voting
The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars
Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls.
Author: TheOnion (uploaded: November 30, 1999 )
Length: 02:41
Rating: 4.92
Views: 232575
Tags: brothers comedy cyrus disney funny hannah jonas miley montana onion teens
The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.
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Author: TheOnion (uploaded: November 30, 1999 )
Length: 01:08
Rating: 4.84
Views: 456510
Tags: animals onion science wildlife
The Onion: Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past
The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like Netflix and iTunes.
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Author: TheOnion (uploaded: November 30, 1999 )
Length: 02:08
Rating: 4.85
Views: 135499
Tags: blockbuster comedy fake movies news renting satire trailers video
The Onion: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters
The Obama campaign is cautiously optimistic after initial reports indicated that most of the people killed were registered Republicans.
Author: TheOnion (uploaded: November 30, 1999 )
Length: 03:07
Rating: 4.82
Views: 108721
Tags: barack candidates comedy election fake john mccain news obama onion president satire
The Onion: Weather Channel Accused of Pro-Weather Bias
Critic claims The Weather Channel shamelessly overreports stories on hurricanes and weekend forecasts at the expense of other news.
Author: TheOnion (uploaded: November 30, 1999 )
Length: 02:18
Rating: 4.70
Views: 108552
Tags: bias cable channel comedy fake fox funny msnbc news onion satire weather weatherman
The Onion: Meteorologists Predict Worst Autumn Ever
Experts advise that anyone venturing outdoors should be on the lookout for extremely crunchy leaves and winds as high as 12 mph.
Author: TheOnion (uploaded: November 30, 1999 )
Length: 02:12
Rating: 4.84
Views: 169119
Tags: comedy disasters fake hurricane natural news onion satire tornadao weather
Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what...
Author: TheOnion (uploaded: November 30, 1999 )
Length: 02:48
Rating: 4.59
Views: 846360
Tags: barack comedy election funny obama onion president satire
The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.
Author: TheOnion (uploaded: November 30, 1999 )
Length: 03:02
Rating: 4.93
Views: 342942
Tags: badass capital comedy court death fake funny justice law news penalty punishment satire supreme
The Onion: Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad On McCain
In response to Republican attacks, Barack Obama unleashed a series of slightly negative ads that gently point out how McCain could be doing a better...
Author: TheOnion (uploaded: November 30, 1999 )
Length: 03:03
Rating: 4.68
Views: 176651
Tags: barack comedy funny john mccain obama onion politics satire
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