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Bible In a Minute
Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you... Huge thanks to our buddy Tyler Jacobson for whipping up the graphics for us. And as requested, here are the lyrics: "BIBLE IN A MINUTE" EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE BORING GENEALOGY GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON SENT AWAY TO BABYLON JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE SATAN AND SAMARITAN CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT LAZARUS, FIG TREE LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE *Check out our other new video, "DOUCHE OFF" at www.myspace.com/baratsandbereta
Channel: Entertainment
Author: BaratsAndBereta
Length: 00:53
Rating: 4.82
Views: 1042919
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Video Comments
sersii0 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)People, seriously its a fun little video that they made. ok this is not a debate. watch the video smile/frown dont hate
ClayAnimeProductions (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
i do not hate pro religious, church going people, i just want to say: Please stop wasting your time, it is NOT getting you any further in life and if you "think" it does, go back to biology class... and if you still dont get it, GO BACK. Do something better for your community that will make this planet more intelligent. not pro story books.
FlipSkater23 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Are you guys Morman?
smokingfast (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
There are thousands of books backing up the bible and religon. And if you think everything ever written about science is infallible you're being gullible.
Articdragone (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
What i hate is that hard-rock christians always back up there beliefs with "well, it is in the bible, it must be true." It seems to me that a bunch of old men made the bible up in order to scare others into not f*cking with them, and i have studied the old testament at length. The more i read the more sceptical i become. (I don't hate christians) Good video though. Bad choice on a much hated topic.
ClayAnimeProductions (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
And you believe those "couple books" publish by: ...."who".... Please correct me if i am wrong why i should be believing in fairy tales...
ClayAnimeProductions (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Religion and "god" were just figures for the people way back when in the stone ages to explain why thing happen, ex: the sun rises and then sets. But now there is this thing called science. which then tells us that there really is no god, he was just some "fairy tale character". There have been hundreds of thousands of books publish backing up science and evolution. But all the books that the church published was: a couple (let me repeat myself) A COUPLE!
awsomejohny (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Revilations is da best book!!!!! The anti-christ and the false prophet might be among us right now on earth. Some say it's obama............but... he doesn't really have an advisor that is always on the scene (like the false prophet would...kinda i guess) but still cool to research!!!! revilations is amazing yay lol
bapt456 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
all right all you guys, everything doesnt have to be based on science, im not even totally religous and i know you guys are ganna be big scientific people and all your mumbo jumbo puttin down all the believers with your e=mc2 crap, just, belive, for once
ashleygiles89 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
you call it "historic information" but surely its only that because its been accepted as such and is therefore "normal" to believe so. if i told you i once had sex with a tree, you wouldnt believe me, but if i told you i once had sex with my girlfriend, you'r more than likely believe, despite the fact that i may never have had a girlfriend or could be a virgin. why? because its "normal" and accepted to believe this. doing a tree is not.