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Smosh - Boxman for President
Boxman decides to run for president. DANCE CONTEST: http://smosh.com/BoxmanPresDan... BOXMAN '08 SHIRT: http://smosh.com/merch Watch this video in high quality, download the MP3 at http://smosh.com '>http://smosh.com http://smosh.com '>http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh My name is boxman, I'm runnin for pres I know I'm gonna win cause i'm better than the rest I'm here to fix the U.S. so don't get stressed And I'm the best dressed, but I digress The North to the South to the East to the West America will look like less of a mess McCain's not the best, I must confess Now let me try to express my detest 1 He's bald and stanky 2 He's old and cranky 3 He's got hair on his back 4 He smokes a lot of crack As you can see, John McCain is a joke He's in his mid 70s, he's bound to have a stroke The other candidates will feel the pain When I blaze the trail with my campaign Boxman is runnin for president Boxman is the number one candidate Boxman will give McCain Chicken pox Boxman is the only man in a box Barack Obama's not the right choice either If it was up to me you'd vote for neither Both McCain and Obama should get the axe Just let me tell you these Obama facts 1 He's got a chubby belly 2 His pits are really smelly 3 Osama's his brother 4 He slept with my mother So please make the right choice and vote for me You'll see I'll fix the 'E'conomy I guarantee health care would be free And every day of your life would be filled with glee Now let's talk about the war in Iraq And how we're wasting our time with that crap It'd be faster with my new policy To just nuke each enemy country Boxman is runnin for president Boxman is the number one candidate Boxman will steal Obama's socks Boxman is the only man in a box Let's stop wasting money on education And quit spending cash on transportation Let's focus on something for the population Like the eradication of constipation So when it comes time for you to choose Which candidate will wear the president's shoes You'll vote for me and I'll tell you why Cause my vice president is this guy
Channel: Comedy
Author: smosh
Length: 04:05
Rating: 4.70
Views: 2082837
Tags: 08 2008 anthony biden box elections hecox ian man mccain obama padilla palin president smosh
Video Comments
ratedrko990 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)lol hahaha smosh is the best lol
galaxybrawler (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
I just noticed Billy from sex ed rocks dancing=b
bruswoods (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
p= penious
nikeSBskater2211 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
I love you SOMSH!
RMSMSB (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
LOLOLOLOL u should make 1 with words at the bottom.
funnywatch100 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
lol
BoandLuke92 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Boxman Kicks ass
sshields09 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
his got my vote
fuuhisagi (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
lol batman!xD
jessi2213 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
BOXMAN for the fucking win hahaha